Brrrrr!

It is cold here. Not just cold, but what I believe the incomparable Dr. Evil would refer to as, "frickin' freezing, Mr. Bigglesworth." About 5 minutes ago I came inside from getting the mail and scraping the driveway, and I'm just now able to feel my face again, although my cheeks are still very, very cold.

When I went outside about 25 minutes ago, the temperature was -1. Now, it is +1. Wow, the temperature has tripled in 25 minutes! Normally such a drastic increase would be cause for much alarm, and possibly be the premise behind a really crappy movie-of-the-week on network television, but today, well, it's no big deal. + 1 doesn't really feel much different than -1. It's still frickin' freezing.