Maren's had a busy day. So far she has:
1) Evacuated her bowels with such force that somehow her foot actually became encrusted with poop, requiring me to hose her off with the handheld showerhead
2) Broken a glass vase
3) Unwound about 20 feet of yellow thread off the spool
4) Found and gnawed on a small taper candle
5) Found and uncapped a red Sharpie and had it on the way to her mouth (I caught her just in time! Dodged a big bullet there)
6) Dumped a box of thumb tacks on the floor and attempted to walk through them while I frantically cleaned them up, then got mad at me when I wouldn't let her
7) Played in the dog's water dish
8) Dumped out 2 boxes of my tiny alphabet rubber stamps and I suspect, ate the rubber off 3 of them, rendering it impossible for me to spell any words with the letters F, U, or W, or the number 7. (Thankfully, she did spit out the Q so I can still spell Quin)
9) Grabbed a box of beads off my desk and dumped them
And it's only 4:00 pm. She still has about 4 hours until bedtime.
Thankfully, today she also:
10) Fell asleep on the floor in the middle of the living room much earlier than her normal naptime
11) Did all the above naughty things with such flair and overwhelming cuteness that all I can do is laugh at her after I scream!
I told her to do all those naughty things! Goooooooooood, baby!
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