One of the (many) things that makes The Mister a saint for putting up with me is my propensity for getting hare-brained (but potentially awesome) ideas at the most inconvenient times, and I managed to keep up my track record with this project. Back in the first week of October, I dragged all of my Halloween boxes upstairs to the front room, determined to get things decorated so I'd be able to enjoy them all month long. I was on the ball! For once!
Enter the hare-brained idea: I remembered that I had been intending to paint my china hutch all summer long, but had never gotten around to it. I knew that if I loaded it up with all of my Halloween stuff, I wouldn't want to unload it all to paint, and if I waited until after Halloween was over to paint, it would be into November and too cold by that time. So I decided that I needed to get it done RIGHT THEN, because it was now or wait until next year.

Let me back up a bit--earlier this year, I decided that I have hated this hutch for so long that I was finally going to do something about it. I didn't want to pay big bucks for a new one, so I figured I'd find one cheap at a thrift store or on Craigslist and make it over. A friend asked me what size/shape of hutch I wanted, and I told her that I wanted one to be the same size and about the same shape as the one I had already. I like the flat top because I use it for decorating and to bring height to that room, which has two-story ceilings. However, I was having a hard time finding one that I liked that was the right shape, size and price. My dear friend, thank heaven for her, said, "well, why don't you just paint the one you have?"
She was right, of course. I decided to paint it black and change out the knobs and figured it would give the piece a whole new look. Last year I started the transformation when I put
$5 worth of black-and-white checked scrapbook paper over all of the mirrors.
I knew that paper would look great with black, and most importantly, I knew my Halloween decor would look especially great in/on a black hutch! Priorities, you know.
My original intention was to spray paint this beast.
I'm not so good with the brush & latex paint on furniture and
Mandi over at Vintage Revivals spray paints furniture all the time with awesome results. I forgot one tiny little detail: this hutch is a monster and weighs about 5000 lbs. It comes apart into two smaller but still massive and heavy pieces, and in order to spray paint them, I'd have to find myself a couple of burly dudes with a furniture dolly who would be willing to haul these out to my garage, and then back into my house when I was finished painting. Plan B was to paint the darn thing
in situ with latex paint and my mortal enemies, the brush and roller. I bought a quart of Valspar's Cracked Pepper latex semi-gloss and a quart of Glidden Gripper tinted primer on
this recommendation, because sanding in my front room was not really an option.
Let's just say that I do not have a future career in furniture refinishing.
Because of all those pieces of trim around the doors, most of the painting on the hutch had to be done with a brush, and I ended up with crazy brush marks no matter how hard I tried to keep things smooth. The sides of the hutch where I was able to use a small foam roller are not so bad, but everywhere else is a hot mess. I tried sanding lightly between coats of primer & paint, but it just didn't help enough. I also made the stupid mistake of deciding to paint the interior ledges where the glass shelves sit. I wasn't sure that I would like the brown interior with the black exterior, but it was a ton of work because I had to do it all with a brush as well and it was tricky to maneuver inside the cramped space.

I'm normally something of a perfectionist, but this was one project where I decided it was better to be done that perfect. I do really like the final look--I think the black updates the piece to the point where I don't completely hate it and I love the contrast with the red walls and the wood floors. And I have to admit, it looks awesome filled with my Halloween stuff! I'm not saying I still wouldn't like someone to gift me with the perfectly-painted, distressed, vintage-style china hutch, preferably for FREE, but until that day happens, this will do the trick. Just don't look too close if you come over for a visit!