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Vacuuming in high heels & pearls: Diary of a Suburban Housewife

Vacuuming in high heels & pearls: Diary of a Suburban Housewife

So here we go, the very first entry in my very own blog! I'm hoping I can get the hang of how to use this darn thing. I've been wrestling with a webpage for my daughter, and the program provided to build the webpage appears to have been written entirely by monkeys (monkies? monkees?). My patience with figuring this stuff out is pretty much shot at this point, so I'm hoping this is much easier and more user-friendly. And by user-friendly, I mean "the words pretty much leap directly out of my brain onto the screen".

The purpose for this blog? Well, everybody else is jumping off a cliff and it looks like fun. No, really, I am just vain enough to think that anybody cares what I have to say about anything! I've been keeping a blog of sorts in my brain for a while now, and so I need a place to post pictures of my exceedingly cute baby, bore readers with the minutiae of my everyday life, and pontificate on a variety of topics. Heck, I need a place where I can use words like 'pontificate'. If you're not interested in anything else, just stay for the baby pictures. They're exceedingly cute. You can hold me to that.