Window coverings seem to be the bane of my decorating existence. On HGTV they make it look so simple but for me, finding decent window coverings and actually getting them installed has been a monumental task. A task that is still not complete, even though we're inching up on FOUR years spent living in this house. I don't know if it's just us being home-improvement idiots, but hanging curtain rods always turns into a ridiculous affair replete with curse words, extraneous holes in the wall and stripped drill bits (it would appear that all our doors/windows are framed out in titanium).
Last year we finally hung curtain rods over the kitchen window and the adjacent sliding glass door and ever since then I've been on the hunt for appropriate window fashions. The slider is a problem all its own: it needs full-length curtains because we get the dreaded fish-bowl effect from the house that backs up to ours. I found some plain but serviceable insulated curtains from J.C.Penny, which finally arrived in February and have been sitting in their bag at the base of the window ever since. Ahem.
When we installed the curtain rod last year, we did so ignorant of the important information that curtains are generally sold in specific lengths. So naturally, the height at which we hung the curtain rod (a feat that was only achieved after the aforementioned swearing, etc.) is COMPLETELY wrong, so now the curtains hang about 6" above the ground: the drapery equivalent of high-water pants.
Remedying this problem means we're going to have to reinstall the curtain rods, something I dread so much that I'm very seriously considering hiring a handyman. I may be cheap, but not having to deal with that blankety-blank curtain rod again would be worth the money, plus I can have him install the matching rod over the sofa window at the same time. I ordered matching valances with the curtains, so it's possible that I could actually have real live curtains on not one but three windows in my house! At the same time! A new personal record!
Lucky for me, the kitchen window is already taken care of, thanks to the generosity of a dear friend. My sweet girlfriend Rachel shares my love for vintage design and offered to let me borrow a set of curtains she and her mother made.
They ordered the fabric from Repro Depot and Rachel's mother hand cut and sewed all those adorable scallops at the bottom. The fat red rickrack on the top is the perfect touch. These are the curtains of my dreams! I love them so much that I want to marry them.















