This weekend was the designated yard sale days for our subdivision (they put out a big sign, advertise in the paper, etc.). This was actually the second one of the year and it traditionally gets fewer sales but I put Maren in the car and went out hunting on the way to Albertson's. I stopped at one place and bought 2 clipboards to make into altered clipboards and a Roald Dahl book for my collection for a quarter each. At this sale I noticed they had 18 of
these separated into lots of 6 and priced at $10 for each half dozen. I wasn't sure how well they sold and I only had $15 cash on me so I passed them up, but I kept thinking about them. It's times like these that I wish I knew how to use the internet from my cell phone.
I was close enough that I ran home and looked up Completed Listings on eBay for similar mugs and when I saw the totals in the $100 range, I grabbed a twenty and jumped back in the car. I'm sure I drove well above the speed limit in our neighborhood trying to get back there, because I was so anxious that someone else would snatch them up before I got back! Lucky for me, they were still there and I handed over my $30 without even bothering to haggle.
After I had my mugs stowed safely in my trunk I headed to Albertson's because they're doing their big 10/$15 sale on cereal and many other items. If you buy 10 of the sale items at once, you get an extra $5 off so that makes each item only a dollar apiece! I harbor a not-so-secret obsession with Cinnamon Toast Crunch and it happens to be one of the cereals on sale, so I stock up whenever they have this sale. I was down to 2 boxes but thanks to my shopping spree today, my stock is now at a healthy 17 boxes (eek!). If the Apocalypse comes, at least I'll have good breakfast.
I bought a few other things as well, enough to make 20 items so I'd get the extra $10 off. I also had a coupon for $1.00 off 3 boxes of cereal to use. Once I had paid, the checker handed me one of those coupons that prints at the register that was good for $2 off 5 boxes of the same cereal I'd just bought. So I walked over and grabbed 5 more boxes, because 5 x $1.50=$7.50 and $7.50-$2.00=$5.50 so that made each box $1.10 each, almost as good as the previous deal! And then when I bought those, the checker handed me
another $2 off coupon! At that point Maren was behaving like the offspring of an unholy mating between an octopus and a rabid badger so I had to go, but I may just go back and use my new coupon on 5 more boxes of cereal.
If I had known I was going to get that printout coupon, I'd have separated my first order into two groups of 10. I would have gotten the coupon after paying for the first 10, and then I could have applied it towards the second 10, making them $.80 apiece. (Yes, I thought about this the whole way home.) Ah well. My neighbor said that she and a friend have a little competition whenever Albertson's runs this sale to see who can save the most money. She said her order total was something like $100 but with the savings, the store owed her $4! The friend had an order in the $50 range and with the sales she ended up getting $3 back. That's hardcore, man. Makes me get a little tear in my eye.
Maren's had quite a morning, too. Aside from acting like a rabid octo-badger in the grocery store, she also managed to climb from her high chair to one of the kitchen chairs, and let herself down. I left her in there eating grapes and came into the office to check my email. Seeing her toddle in, knowing that I'd just left her in the high chair and realizing what she'd done definitely qualified for an "oh sh!t" moment. Sometimes I fear that Quin and I are losing the battle of wits with this one. Oy.
Not much later I was standing at the sink washing dishes and Maren was fiddling in the trash with Bronco nearby. I looked over to see her holding out a Dr. Pepper can to him and giggling, and in a sickening flash realized that she was holding the can that I had poured the used oil into after cooking last night's dinner of homemade coconut shrimp. I'd placed it in the trash upright so the oil wouldn't spill into the rest of the bag, but apparently I'd left it just within Octo-baby's reach and she expertly honed in on the one thing in the trash that would make the biggest mess in the least amount of time. It should be mentioned that prior to washing the dishes, I had just bathed Maren and dressed her in the very cute little t-shirt that I bought at Target last night. That same shirt was now nearly transparent in the front because of the amount of vegetable oil spilled on it, and the front of her hair was matted and glossy from the same. Clothes went in the wash with lots of soap and Maren went directly to her crib for a nap.
Now there is blissful quiet and I can work on my list of Things To Do. I've got to whip up an altered clipboard to show the ladies at church tomorrow, make 3 posters to advertise an upcoming church activity, and did I mention that Quin leaves tomorrow for the next 2 weeks? No more blogging! I've got stuff to do!